If someone were to give your mind a movie rating, what would it be? Deep down, are you totally PG, or are you more of a late-night, R-rated movie? We’re here to find out.
Just answer these 10 spicy questions and we’ll tell you how vanilla you are. Of course, we won’t tell anyone. But depending on how vanilla you are (or aren’t), you might!
(Disclaimer: This quiz is just for fun! Rest assured: no matter your answers or results, your thoughts are totally natural and entirely normal.)
Questions Overview
- No, I don't really think about that stuff.
- Yeah, sometimes my thoughts can get distracting.
- Sometimes, but I'm not usually ashamed of my thoughts.
- Never. My thoughts and fantasies are nothing to be ashamed of!
- On the forehead!
- On the cheek!
- On the lips!
- On the neck!
- Not really. It seems... sloppy.
- Sure, but there's a time and a place and a mood.
- Totally. It's more exciting than just a plain kiss.
- What's the point of kissing if you're not French kissing??
- I'd rather not see them, to be honest.
- I don't mind them, as long as they're not over-the-top.
- I love them! We should all be more open about that kind of thing.
- I think every work of art should be spicy!
- Absolutely not. Just the one for me, please.
- Probably not, but I could maybe be convinced to try it.
- I'd definitely try it! It could be fun, with the right people.
- I'd jump at the chance to be with more than one person.
- Definitely not. That's dangerous!
- Maybe, but I'd rather they at least buy me dinner first.
- Sure, if they were hot and it felt right.
- Of course! It's always more fun with strangers!
- Long, drawn-out eye contact.
- Little touches, like on the arm or the leg.
- Super cheesy and obvious flirting.
- Showing skin. Like a lot of skin.
- A sunny field with laundry hanging on a line and a warm breeze blowing.
- A dim restaurant with a live jazz singer and delicious aromas wafting from the kitchen.
- Dark city streets on the back of a motorcycle, its engine warm and humming.
- A cramped bathroom at a concert, the walls covered in band stickers and the music thumping.
- Definitely not. They’re way less spicy.
- I’m not sure. They’re probably average spicy.
- Are you kidding? My interests are super spicy.
- I’m as spicy as it gets. I’m ghost pepper level spicy.
- "I Knew You Were Trouble" - Taylor Swift
- "Single Ladies" - Beyoncé
- "Espresso" - Sabrina Carpenter
- "Take Me to Church" - Hozier
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Time for “The Talk”
Sex! Some have it, some don’t, and that’s their business. Sex looks different for just about everyone, and indeed, there are as many kinds of attraction and desire as there are people in the world—probably more, if we’re being honest. If you haven’t noticed (which is sorta impossible), society has a lot of thoughts about sex, who’s having it, and what they’re doing behind closed doors. We’re here to break it down and spill a little truth tea.
Your thoughts don’t make you “dirty.”
Here’s a big hurdle that lots of people have trouble getting over. Your thoughts do not equal your actions. You’re not a dirty or bad person if you have dirty thoughts. In most cases, those are just your body’s desires playing out in your mind! For the most part, you can’t help them, and you don’t have to feel bad about them. That said, it becomes a concern when your thoughts stop you from living your normal life, or lead you to do things that hurt other people. If that sounds familiar, consider seeing a therapist or counselor to talk about those thoughts.
Sex is normal and natural.
It’s just another part of life! Our bodies have all sorts of cravings—hunger, thirst, socialization. For many people, sex is another craving. Other people don’t ever crave sex, and that’s normal and natural, too. What’s important is that we don’t try and make sex something that it’s not—evil, unnatural, twisted, or anything to be ashamed of. It’s just bodies being bodies, after all. Of course, that doesn’t mean all sex is totally good and normal, which brings us to…
Consent is a must.
In order for sex to be good, fun, natural, and something to celebrate, there has to be consent. “Consent” means that everyone involved has made it clear that they want to be doing the hanky panky. Consent is explicit, meaning that the person has agreed out loud or with unmistakable actions that they want to be doing this. Consent is also continuous, meaning that at any time someone can change their mind. And most importantly, consent is necessary, meaning in order for sex to even happen, consent has to be there. Someone who’s under the influence can’t consent, and people who are too young can’t consent. Fully aware, willing, and uncoerced adults can consent, and that’s that.
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